The Official Countdown to The End of The World December 21, 2012
Welcome. Have a seat. Enjoy the view because the curtains are about to close and life as you know it will be no more. Pop some corn. Chug a shake. Do whatever you want. It no longer matters.
It is a great time to be alive. A wonderful time. And though time may be money, membership in the group is FREE. Your membership includes FREE updates of the coming end. FREE in-depth coverage of humanity in denial. FREE ideas on how to spend your final days on earth. FREE suggestions on how to say ‘goodbye’ to loved ones, friends, even strangers. FREE insights into the many mistakes humans have made throughout history. FREE suggestions to avoid repeating those sordid mistakes if humans are given another chance (doubtful). Well, it is about time to invite your family, friends, and neighbors to join. And don't forget, it is FREE — while food, water, and oxygen supplies lasts.
It is a great time to be alive. A wonderful time. And though time may be money, membership in the group is FREE. Your membership includes FREE updates of the coming end. FREE in-depth coverage of humanity in denial. FREE ideas on how to spend your final days on earth. FREE suggestions on how to say ‘goodbye’ to loved ones, friends, even strangers. FREE insights into the many mistakes humans have made throughout history. FREE suggestions to avoid repeating those sordid mistakes if humans are given another chance (doubtful). Well, it is about time to invite your family, friends, and neighbors to join. And don't forget, it is FREE — while food, water, and oxygen supplies lasts.
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