Sunday, March 13, 2011

The Aftermath

with regards to my last post, a friend came out with the most logical answer. the heat is coming from the ceiling fan from below. i was about to protest due to fact as i leave on the second floor but realised that there is still ceiling lights below. so i did check and found that there is a ceiling light just directly my mom's room. so mystery resolved. haha.... 

anyways, a small prayer to our brothers n sister in japan hope u guys pulled through. also hope everyone will be accounted for as i believed at 10,000 is missing in one city. 

Friday, March 11, 2011

Heat On The Floor.

it's pass one in the morning and my sis calls me to my mom's room. my sis has a tendency of thinking that there's something in the house which i'd always is a fragment of her imagination. so anyways, she brought me to my mom's room, lights off as my mom is sleeping. it's raining outside hence the floor tiles are cold. however, at a particular spot near my mom's bed the tile is warm... and another a little away from my mom's bed. 

I walked ard my mom's room and realised that the two particular spots are warm like someone was standing there or had been standing there. so wanting to have a logical explanation to it, i stood at the same spot but slowly felt my hair rising at the end. so i moved away and still tried to think of a logical explanation but can't find any. so i left my mom's room and will investigate it tmr. it's raining heavily now, guess i will take a shower and sleep. more updates tmr....... nites!

Saturday, March 05, 2011

It's good to be kid!!!!

A good friend had this conversation with her 10th year old son.


Son: U & daddy buying a flat right? How much is it? 
Mom: 300k. 
Son: oh.
Mom: aren't u gonna ask me how in d world I'm gonna get that kinda money. 
Son: Nope. I'm a kid, all I've to do is eat, sleep, go to school study and play. Getting money is for YOU to worry about. :-)

Friday, March 04, 2011

THE IRONY

And then, there was Xan!!!

This happened to my friend xan on his way back from the gym, enjoy!!

This happen on my way back home on bus 195. 
Bus was packed. 
The driver is innocent.
 Suddenly 1 cb drunkard uncle came up bus. 
Go and kao pei the bus driver.


Uncle (in hokkien):  Y you never wait for me? your service sucks, you think i no money take bus izzit? i got alot money ok? you this kind of driver look down on ppl.


Me (my ears very tulan) (hokkien) : Eh uncle got money take taxi la hor. dont come on bus kao pei kao bu.

(Uncle:ignores me* continue kao pei driver, link till what garment give money, say driver take bonus for nth, lousy service and such.
PS:Bus have not move for past 3 mins.) Uncle:continue kao pei. Driver:Pissed, kao pei back while driving.

Me (bloody pissed): Eh uncle u buei song complain garment la you complain to driver for what? knn cb
(We are kao pei-ing each other in hokkien all the way*)

Uncle: Eh young man you kao pei what. You buei song izzit?

Me: Ya knn cb lim pei now si bei tulan, nah bei so many ppl on bus you keep kao pei driver. How he drive safely? You want endager everyone izzit?


Uncle:Eh young man you wan pick a fight ah?

Me(sitting down all the way with my gym back cover my body): Yah buey song lai come down next stop.
Uncle: lai lor!
Near next stop*(Uncle now target me, kpkb me all the way, all ppl looking)
Me (stand up*): Buey song lai, come get down now this stop.
Uncle(stunned look)(maybe he saw my muscles hahahaha)
Everyone stunned(give the oh uncle gg.com look)


Uncle: eh young man you now want bully old man izzit? you see i old rite?

Me:Eh uncle you the one want to find problem. Nvm i give you punch we 3 times then i hit you. swee bo? lai come get down bus.
Uncle: you fucker i want call police say you want beat me.
Me: Nah bei you buei kan dog.
Both uncle and me get down*
Uncle: u wait i call police now.
Me:Show hand come sign* Point in finger* Taunt him*


Everyone happy uncle get down. Can go home ardy. 

Me: uncle faster come leh i waiting.
Uncle:I call police now.
Me: You bloody cb useless society dog. You can slowly wait for the next bus. I going home and sleep. Good night.