Monday, December 26, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
what's the first drink u'll have in the morning.....?
what's the first drink u'll have in the morning.....?
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Had brunch with Sabrina & Jasline @ Marche 313 @ Somerset on 2nd July 2011. It was a little get together for Sabrina before she left for Sydney, Australia. Unfortunately the others couldn't make it so it was just sab, jas & me and we still had fun. ;)
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| German Sausage Rosti |
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| Jasline |
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| Sabrina |
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| @ ION Orchard |
Sunday, July 03, 2011
Joke of The Day
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba.
Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Joke of The Day
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,
" Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied.
"They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
" Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied.
"They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
Saturday, June 04, 2011
Friday, June 03, 2011
The IK Show with VJ Claire
Catch DoctorMix, eXe and VJ Claire as they wind you up for the weekend like only they can! ‘Live’ phone calls, prize giveaways, and non-stop crazy fun! Witness the dawn of the alternate talk show that’s creating an online buzz!
Friday, May 27, 2011
Tenashar.com
As a photographer, she strives to create more shots for her Tenashar.com portfolio while back in Asia.
As a model embedded with a European mindset, she hopes to work with more photographers and artists in creating great photos.
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Sunday, May 15, 2011
Fast Five!!!
I caught Fast 5 today and i must say it was awesome!! It was good seeing the whole gang together again, esp Jordana Brewster & Gal Gadot are so hawt!!! The best of the three movies and I bet Fast & Furious 6 (2013) would be awesome as well!!! A kick ass movie, a must for all fast & furious fans!!! (FYI, Fast 5 is set inbwtn part 2 & 3; and part 6 would be after part 4)
I must say 2011 has been helluva year for movies.....Battle : Los Angeles, Black Swan, Thor, Paul and many more to come like this movie which I think will be the movie event of the year!!
I must say 2011 has been helluva year for movies.....Battle : Los Angeles, Black Swan, Thor, Paul and many more to come like this movie which I think will be the movie event of the year!!
Upcoming Releases for Singapore (IMDb)
(19 May 2011
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
- In a Better World (2010)
- Beck (2010)
26 May 2011
- Insidious (2010)
- Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
- London Boulevard (2010)
- Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)
2 June 2011
- X-Men: First Class (2011)
- The Hangover Part II (2011)
- Simya-ui FM (2010)
9 June 2011
- Something Borrowed (2011)
- Super 8 (2011)
- The Ward (2010)
- Bayside Shakedown 3: Set the Guys Loose (2010)
16 June 2011
- Green Lantern (2011)
- Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
- Africa United (2010)
- Punished (2011)
- Pinoy Sunday (2009)
23 June 2011
- The Beaver (2011)
- 13 Assassins (2010)
- Your Highness (2011)
- Hello Ghost (2010)
30 June 2011
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
- Monte Carlo (2011)
7 July 2011
- West Is West (2010)
14 July 2011
21 July 2011
28 July 2011
- Prom (2011)
- Four Lions (2010)
- Larry Crowne (2011)
4 August 2011
- Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
- Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
- Swordsmen (2011)
9 August 2011
- Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
- Zookeeper (2011)
11 August 2011
- Winnie the Pooh (2011)
25 August 2011
- Bad Teacher (2011)
- Cars 2 (2011)
1 September 2011
- The Smurfs (2011)
8 September 2011
- Fright Night (2011)
29 September 2011
- Friends with Benefits (2011)
- What's Your Number? (2011)
13 October 2011
- Real Steel (2011)
24 November 2011
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
- Puss in Boots (2011)
1 December 2011
- Arthur Christmas (2011)
Monday, April 18, 2011
The next big thing. . .
Firstly a big shout out to Elaine Yuki on being selected to be part of five-member korean girl group!!! The other girl is Natasha Low. Congrats to the both of you, you already have you fan based here in SG!! (click here for full story)
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Can you see it?
i'd never really believed in pictures that had a ghostly appearance in the picture till i saw this picture which was uploaded by a friend. she took this picture and posted on 'social network' via her mobile phone so i guess this is as real as it gets.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
The Aftermath
with regards to my last post, a friend came out with the most logical answer. the heat is coming from the ceiling fan from below. i was about to protest due to fact as i leave on the second floor but realised that there is still ceiling lights below. so i did check and found that there is a ceiling light just directly my mom's room. so mystery resolved. haha....
anyways, a small prayer to our brothers n sister in japan hope u guys pulled through. also hope everyone will be accounted for as i believed at 10,000 is missing in one city.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Heat On The Floor.
it's pass one in the morning and my sis calls me to my mom's room. my sis has a tendency of thinking that there's something in the house which i'd always is a fragment of her imagination. so anyways, she brought me to my mom's room, lights off as my mom is sleeping. it's raining outside hence the floor tiles are cold. however, at a particular spot near my mom's bed the tile is warm... and another a little away from my mom's bed.
I walked ard my mom's room and realised that the two particular spots are warm like someone was standing there or had been standing there. so wanting to have a logical explanation to it, i stood at the same spot but slowly felt my hair rising at the end. so i moved away and still tried to think of a logical explanation but can't find any. so i left my mom's room and will investigate it tmr. it's raining heavily now, guess i will take a shower and sleep. more updates tmr....... nites!
Saturday, March 05, 2011
It's good to be kid!!!!
A good friend had this conversation with her 10th year old son.
Son: U & daddy buying a flat right? How much is it?
Mom: 300k.
Son: oh.
Mom: aren't u gonna ask me how in d world I'm gonna get that kinda money.
Son: Nope. I'm a kid, all I've to do is eat, sleep, go to school study and play. Getting money is for YOU to worry about. :-)
Son: U & daddy buying a flat right? How much is it?
Mom: 300k.
Son: oh.
Mom: aren't u gonna ask me how in d world I'm gonna get that kinda money.
Son: Nope. I'm a kid, all I've to do is eat, sleep, go to school study and play. Getting money is for YOU to worry about. :-)
Friday, March 04, 2011
And then, there was Xan!!!
This happened to my friend xan on his way back from the gym, enjoy!!
This happen on my way back home on bus 195.
Bus was packed.
The driver is innocent.
Suddenly 1 cb drunkard uncle came up bus.
Go and kao pei the bus driver.
Uncle (in hokkien): Y you never wait for me? your service sucks, you think i no money take bus izzit? i got alot money ok? you this kind of driver look down on ppl.
Me (my ears very tulan) (hokkien) : Eh uncle got money take taxi la hor. dont come on bus kao pei kao bu.
(Uncle:ignores me* continue kao pei driver, link till what garment give money, say driver take bonus for nth, lousy service and such.
PS:Bus have not move for past 3 mins.) Uncle:continue kao pei. Driver:Pissed, kao pei back while driving.
Me (bloody pissed): Eh uncle u buei song complain garment la you complain to driver for what? knn cb
(We are kao pei-ing each other in hokkien all the way*)
Me: Ya knn cb lim pei now si bei tulan, nah bei so many ppl on bus you keep kao pei driver. How he drive safely? You want endager everyone izzit?
Uncle:Eh young man you wan pick a fight ah?
Me(sitting down all the way with my gym back cover my body): Yah buey song lai come down next stop.
Uncle: lai lor!
Near next stop*(Uncle now target me, kpkb me all the way, all ppl looking)
Me (stand up*): Buey song lai, come get down now this stop.
Uncle(stunned look)(maybe he saw my muscles hahahaha)
Everyone stunned(give the oh uncle gg.com look)
Uncle: eh young man you now want bully old man izzit? you see i old rite?
Me:Eh uncle you the one want to find problem. Nvm i give you punch we 3 times then i hit you. swee bo? lai come get down bus.
Uncle: you fucker i want call police say you want beat me.
Me: Nah bei you buei kan dog.
Both uncle and me get down*
Uncle: u wait i call police now.
Me:Show hand come sign* Point in finger* Taunt him*
Everyone happy uncle get down. Can go home ardy.
Me: uncle faster come leh i waiting.
Uncle:I call police now.
Me: You bloody cb useless society dog. You can slowly wait for the next bus. I going home and sleep. Good night.
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