protection

think i am falling sick....blame it on the freaky weather we've been having. its been like raining cats, dogs, cows, sheep and wat not. so do take note that there will be a shortage of meat for 'pau' and fast food restaurants during this monsoon period which is expected to last for the next two weeks. so don't leave home without ur raincoat and dont forget ur umbrella. who knows u might get lucky offering a girl a lift coz u da Man! you got that umbrella and it prevented her from getting wet, although u wish she will be...........later. a girl once told me that actually, when i sheltered her to city hall mrt after work, we were working in the same building. she told of the blue that she cant wait to get home as her bf is going to make her wet and i replied. 'ur bf doesn't have an umbrella to fetch u?' yes, i feel like hitting myself too. this is best part, a few days later, i saw her again and found out that she didnt have a bf, she was going to the movies with her friends. yes, i do feel like hitting myself but i was young & naive, and being brought in a strict catholic family, i was like this late bloomer. looking back, i have missed some opportunites to get laid. sigh!! i guess heaven had a field day while hell were in total disbelief! yup, sometimes i surprise myself too...